Return and Refund Policy

      The entire commercial industry has discovered that they really don't care if you have a problem, because there is always another person to take your place.  Therefore, if you have ANY problem, halitosis, concern, gas, question, indigestion, or curiosity about any item you wish to order, or, have already ordered, please, simply contact me on the CONTACT page within this site. 

      I believe that we, as mature, sensible, and reasonable LARGE HUMANS can work out ANYTHING to reach a mutually agreed upon and painless refund for any/all claims for refunds.

      Now, I'll meet you at the lake in the picture, and I'll be sitting in the chair on the left.